The tortuous and torturous process of getting knocked up in these modern times.
Hey, everything is obvious in retrospect. He thought, "Hmmm, the gaseousness is unusual" and that translated into "I knew she was pregnant!"
Too funny. I was watching a health show the other day and they said it's bad to hold your farts in--keeps all the toxins in. So now I just tell my husband it's good for my health so he just has to deal with it!