Me: "Well, all this time, I've been looking at the big, circular part of my nipple to see if it was getting bigger or darker and it's not."
Husband: "That's not your nipple."
Me: "But I noticed these little sticky-out bits in the middle..."
Husband: "You mean your nipples."
Me: "Semantics. But anyways, those parts are getting bigger, just like the books said."
Husband: "So, essentially, you're telling me that at the age of 29, you have at last discovered your own nipples."